Aug 31 2010

Think you had a bad day at the golf course? Check out this guy?

Yahoo Sports reports:

“Over the weekend, a golfer’s routine swing in the rough at the Shady Canyon Golf Course in Irvine, Calif., struck a rock. Not so different from the way you play, right? Only this time, the impact caused a spark, and the spark set off a blaze that eventually covered 25 acres, according to the Steven Buck, General Manager of Shady Canyon Golf Course, and required the efforts of 150 Orange County firefighters….”

Irvine?  Seriously?  One little spark set Irvine ablaze?

Is it any wonder half of California burns every late summer?

Yahoo Sports Blog:  Golfer’s swing sparks 25-acre Cali fire


Aug 26 2010

Star Wars yoga?

LAS VEGAS - MAY 29: The opening title from the Star Wars film series is shown on screen while musicians perform during 'Star Wars: In Concert' at the Orleans Arena May 29, 2010 in Las Vegas, Nevada. The traveling production features a full symphony orchestra and choir playing music from all six of John Williams' Star Wars scores synchronized with footage from the films displayed on a three-story-tall, HD LED screen. (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images)

Get your geek on with Star Wars yoga? Yes. Star Wars yoga.

“We can’t do things like Downward Dog or anything, yoga will probably be limited to standing poses,” said Mitchell, who will be dressed as Darth Vader. -Roy Mitchell, head of the Star Wars afficionado group Toronto Garrison of the 501st Legion

Two words: NERD ALERT!

Harrison Ford, as usual, was not amused.

Original cast member Harrison Ford attends a screening commemorating the 30th anniversary of Star Wars: Episode V The Empire Strikes Back in Hollywood May 19, 2010. REUTERS/Fred Prouser (UNITED STATES - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT HEADSHOT)


Aug 22 2010

Mahmoud claims new secret weapon, does it with flair

“This jet, before it heralds death for enemies, is the messenger of salvation and dignity for humanity.”

- Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

You’ve gotta love Mahmoud’s quotes.  The guy seriously has a flair for hyperbole and exaggeration.

Note: This was intentionally filed under News *and* Humor.

Yahoo has the real news on Mahmoud’s new rocket, er, jet.


Jul 19 2010

Nice – the fix for the iPhone 4’s antenna “issues”

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Courtesy of The Daily What with a hat tip to @joelklampert on Twitter.


Jun 9 2010

Captain Crunch’s full name: Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch

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That’s his full name. Who new?

Here’s more:

1. Did you know the Comic Book Guy on The Simpsons has a name? It’s Jeff Albertson. But that wasn’t the decision of creator Matt Groening. “I was out of the room when [the writers] named him,” he told MTV in 2007. “In my mind, ‘Louis Lane’ was his name, and he was obsessed and tormented by Lois Lane.”

2. Barbie’s full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts. (Ken’s last name is Carson.)

3. Cap’n Crunch’s full name is Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch

4. Snuffleupagus has a first name—Aloysius.

5. In the Peanuts comic strip, Peppermint Patty’s real name is Patricia Reichard

The Mental Floss blog has more.


May 26 2010

Squirrels can’t stand A-Rod and the Yankees either

Mother Nature continued to show her disapproval of Alex Rodriguez and the New York Yankees by sicking a rabid squirrel on them.  During an at-bat by A-Rod, a squirrel came out to distract the Yankee third-baseman.

Mother Nature won a victory, and A-Rod struck out.  Yay for squirrels!

Here’s the video: http://tampabay.rays.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=8347297

More on this story at Yahoo! Sports.

Are you reading this on Facebook?  Check out this post at scottkeller.org in all of its glory at http://scottkeller.org/?p=557.

Nov 14 2008

What if Starbucks Marketed Like a Church?

Ok, so this is a little over the top, but I got a couple of laughs. I especially liked the part where they tried to go into the building, but found that one set of doors was locked. That’s a classic one. And the bumper stickers are hilarious, yet embarrassing at the same time. We all know that Christian bumper stickers and T-Shirts are pretty cheesy sometimes.

Hat tip to churchmarketingsucks.com.


Oct 20 2008

Don’t let her fool you….

Don’t let her cute smile and bubbly personality fool you. She defeated all four of us big strong dudes at California Adventure’s “Toy Story Midway Mania”, scoring 170,000 points.

She’s a wolf in sheep’s clothing!


Oct 16 2008

Pa. man chews through belly-busting, 15-lb. burger

Pa. man chews through belly-busting, 15-lb. burger – Yahoo! News

I just wanted to make sure you all knew that this is not me. I mean, I can eat a lot, but I’d say I’m good with a 10 lb. burger.


Aug 11 2008

Thanks, Rich!


Aug 7 2008

What Wisconsinites do in their free time